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Published on May 5th, 2016 | by primetimes


Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q:Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

Q:How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A:He gave her a ring.

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q:What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.

Q:What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

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