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Published on May 11th, 2016 | by primetimes


Funny Jokes

Q:Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

Q:How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A:Make sure one is a match!

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!

Q:What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!

Q:Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q:Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A: It ran out of juice!

Q:What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They stamp their feet.

Q:Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A: The players dribble a lot.

Q:What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.

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