Published on March 21st, 2016 | by primetimes0
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?
A. Heard any good yolks lately?
Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. Only one because after that, it’s not empty!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A. Jelly beans!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A: A harenet.