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Published on May 19th, 2016 | by primetimes

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Bug and Insect Jokes

Q:When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!

Q:Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A:Because it was a mothball.

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.

Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.




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